WELCOME BACK: While many of you are still suffering through winter snows and freezing rain we are basking in 45 to 50 degree rain. Unfortunately we've had enough rain to start some of the rivers flooding and some of the hills sliding.
Fortunately we live high on a stable hill and don't have to worry about either of those problems. The high winds did get the better of us last night with our power going out twice. The forecast looks like more of the same.
Looking at the national weather map it looks like Ken's aunt Shirley and uncle Jim have the right idea; go to Florida during the winter months. It's been in the mid 70's while the rest of us are freezing and soaking. We're hoping that the groundhog doesn't get scared back into his hole this coming Monday.
We need to print a correction to last week's newsletter. We told you that Ken's brother Ron's travelogue was on a particular web page. The only problem is that we gave you the link for his winter break trip last year, woops. As we mentioned before, if you like travel stories then you'll get a kick out of this trip. Go to www.roadcow.com/death_valley03~04.htm and enjoy!
Being the proud grandparents that we are it's always fun to share milestones from the grand kids. Hudson, our newest grandson, number two, has started crawling. Actually he's more like his brother Camden in that he's scooting. Either way he is really getting to be a handful and having fun getting into things. Here's the latest picture of him helping himself to the dog food.
Have you been getting any strange email lately? Have you opened any of it? Shame on you!! In case you hadn't noticed there is a really nasty virus going around. We are getting about 300 infected emails a day. Fortunately we keep our ">McAfee virus protection up to date and so is our ">ZoneLabs firewall. We've not opened any of these emails and so far have not been infected. Read more below in our DigiTalk section.
Marilyn has gotten a wild hair to remodel our bedroom. Right now our bedroom is very plain with little to no character. Well that is all about to change. We're going to head to the hardware store this weekend and look for just that right shade of paint to match the new bedspread Marilyn picked out. We need new baseboards and they will need to be painted in a complimentary color. Window dressing of course will also have to be matched to the bed spread. It sounds like a lot of work but I'm sure the results will be spectacular.
It's that time again, January is gone and February is upon us. Every month we always post a new recipe at our kitchen site. Be sure and check out this month's recipe at www.runnerduck.com/rdcook.htm. It's sweets for your sweetie on this upcoming Valentines Day and will be posted by Monday.
We keep telling you about our craft site but have you actually gone and checked it out? We currently have Wood'n Wares, hand made maple kitchen utensils and Ron Godin's Adirondack art signs on display. These are some great crafts that would look great in your home or make great gifts. Check them out at www.runnerduck.com/craft.htm.
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What's New This Week? Those of you who have ordered and received kitchen utensils from our Wood 'N Wares store have been raving about the quality of the hand crafted hard maple tools. If you haven't checked them out yet we'd encourage you to do so, they are really quite nice.
Jean and Bob, who make these fine kitchen tools in Montana, are busy creating some great new tools for you and working on some new offers. If you've ever bought one of these utensils you should know that they have a very nice guarantee.
"If you’ve followed our simple care instructions and your Wood ‘N Wares purchase should break, we hope you’ll let us know. Occasionally a spoon develops a stress crack if the wood has been dried too quickly after harvesting. Because we purchase from various hardwood mills, we have no control over the drying process. However, we will honor our guarantee. We will replace any utensil that breaks through no fault of yours. We ask that you call or email before returning the broken item for replacement."
Now there's a guarantee that's hard to beat! Keep checking our Wood 'N Wares site for updates that will take effect February 1st.
This virus has propagated at a rate much faster than ever expected. The dangerous thing about it is that you may get an email from a friend with the subject Hi and a file attached. More than likely it is not from your friend but just a propagation of the original virus that may have infected your friends computer.
Have you been receiving virus infected emails from your friends and family? Here is a great explanation of what is actually going on. I highly recommend you take a moment and read it. http://ask-leo.com/archives/000065.html
If you've sent us an email in the past week with a subject of Hi, Hello or anything similar to that we probably deleted it. If you did send us one with that subject then please send it again with a different subject because until this virus dies out we will not open any email with these subjects.
This is just one more reason why it makes sense to use RSS (really simple syndication) to have your "Duck" delivered to your desktop. Read all about it at www.runnerduck.com/rss_info.htm.
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Any idea what next Monday is? Let us give you a hint. If the sun causes this fuzzy varmint to see his shadow he'll be scared back into his hole for another six weeks of winter. Yep you guessed it; it's Groundhog Day 2004 already. As nasty as this winter has been lets all hope that there is no shadow and that winter will soon come to an end.
This project could probably go under the recipe heading but it's so much fun that we though it should go here. These are great if you are having a Groundhog Day Party or you could even serve them the day before at your Super Bowl Party. Have the kids help you make them, they'll have a ball.
Here's what you'll need:
Mix up a batch of cake mix and make some cupcakes.
That's it! Be sure to take one outside on the morning of Groundhogs Day and see if there is a shadow from your groundhog. If there is then we'll have another six weeks of winter weather. You may as well sit back, eat the cupcake and enjoy it ;-)
We hope you enjoy Marilyn's Corner and look forward to all the fun things she brings you each week. If you have a fun project that would be suitable for our newsletter we'd love to share it with our readers. Just contact firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll do the rest.
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While this might be a tad early in some parts of the country, as the weather starts to thaw out be sure to check you outdoor water faucets. Just because they didn't burst during a hard freeze doesn't mean that they weren't damaged. Open and close each one and make sure that it indeed shuts off. If it doesn't, have it fixed before you go to the poor house with a big water bill.
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Just perfect for game day, simple, quick and really good!
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Every month we post a new recipe on our web page. Be sure and check out the NEW February recipe on Monday at the RunnerDuck Kitchen Store.
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It's certainly refreshing to find a book with quality projects and recipes that are classy and fun without being Martha Stewart caliber snooty and darn hard to actually do in today's busy work-a-day world!! This book comes highly recommended for both the "normal crafter" and the Magical one!"
Be sure and visit the RunnerDuck Cookbook Store for other great savings on cookbooks and cooking supplies.
Here's a handy little tool for marking the center on the edge of a board. It will work on just about any thickness of board.
Here's what you'll need:
Carefully mark the board for two holes centered 1/2" in from each end. I used a knife to make a precise mark.
Here's what you'll need:
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Our friend Dave K. sent us these groaners, you can thank him ;-)
1. I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
4. A dyslexic drunk staggered into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
7. A drunk walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he says.
8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's Not Unusual."
9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
11. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
12. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
14. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
15. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
1. I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.
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